Funny goings on at my house for dinner tonight. It should be noted, again, that my aunt, uncle, and cousin from Alaska are visiting for 2 weeks. My Dad's brother is also over.

This happened at the end of dinner. I found it very funny. So I had to draw it. Because it's a funny thing to see. Here is a comic.

( DANGER! DANGER! )

Guys I am freaking out due to a terrible mystery...

So I have an electric toothbrush. It's batteries ran out so it gets weaker and weaker and eventually stops working, which it did. I've been too lazy to change 'em so I've just been using it as a normal toothbrush :V I WOULD'VE GOTTEN TO IT EVENTUALLY

So today I go to brush my teeth and brush my teeth fine and turn it off and then realize WAIT A GOSH DARNED MINUTE. THERE ARE NEW BATTERIES IN IT AND IT WORKED FINE!??!?! WHO PUT BATTERIES IN MY TOOTHBRUSH!??!?!

So I ask everyone in the house (guests included) if anyone put batteries in my toothbrush, but no-one is manning up to it. IT IS A MYSTERY.

GUYS. SOMEONE MESSED WITH MY TOOTHBRUSH AND PUT NEW BATTERIES IN IT. WAS IT A HOME INVADER? ONE OF THE MOSQUITOES IN THE BATHROOM? THE DOG?

I think it might've been my Dad, because when I asked if he did it he said no, but then asked if I was mad, and I said I was a bit because I don't want someone messing with my toothbrush. Maybe no one is admitting to it since they think I'll be angry (I am a bit angry, but mostly puzzled)

Though it should be noted that my Dad has his own bathroom and never goes in that one. There is absolutely no reason why he, or anyone else, would replace the batteries in my toothbrush.

I also know it wasn't me since I'd remember it, but most importantly, when I change the batteries I also take it apart and clean it out since it is gunky and gross. It's still gunky and gross.

So that is the great mystery of the day. Any and all information about my toothbrush would be appreciated. YOU KNOW WHERE TO REACH ME.

Crisis averted! After a lot of searching, mom found where she had put all of my misc stuff--at the bottom of the crate she put my shoes and stuff in :V Gee that's a nice place for my hairbrush and tablet pen.

TOMORROW. TOMORROW I WILL DO A TON OF WORK.

Welp, I'm all moved into the office while family is visiting for 2 weeks :V :V :V

My mom set it up nice, put all my stuff in it, pretty cool. Also the air-mattress is pretty un-fucking-comfortable so I got up early and was like

"OH HELL YEAH, NOW I WILL GET A TON OF WORK DONE. LEMME AT DEM COMMISSIONS"

I missed having a desk. I pushed all the family crap PC stuff away and set up my laptop and tablet, all nice, have a desk here I can SIT AT AND TYPE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING.

But now I can't find my tablet pen! Where the fuck did Mom put it! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!

I also can't find my hairbrush. So I'm sitting here all nicely dressed with my hair all wild and crazy :C

Mom's at work!! I CANNOT WAIT FOR HER TO COME BACK. IMPATIENT. IMPATIENT. IMPATIENT :C

I had a nice birthday and then--

NOOOOOO BILLY MAYS WHY D: *sobsobsob*

My birthday will be forever tarnished :'(

Nonetheless, my friend got me the BEST TOY EVER. http://www.geeky-toys.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/mighty_muggs_iron_man.jpg ISN'T IT COOL. IT IS SO COOL. I LOVE HIM. HE IS ON MY BEDSTAND NOW since I don't have a desk at home to put all my cool toys on.

I felt bad I didn't get her a gift (it was her birthday last week) but I don't have a ton of money :V :V :V <:( THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, JENNY. I do have something for you, Jen, though, they're kind of tawdry and cheap 'cause I found them at Anime Boston and didn't actually pay for them <:\ (ha ha someone out there is out a $20 mystery bag of goodies) But you might like them. Now I can't tell if this is insulting or not...augh!!! Jen you know I love you so much! SO MUCH. JEN. JENNNN. STEEELLLLLAAAAAAAA.

I will be 21 years old! Thanks, Livejournal, for reminding me!! HA HA JOKING. I do find it funny that they reminded me though. I might've forgotten?!?!?!?!

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, FOLKS, so commissions. I've been approached by several people for them (YAY) but I don't really know how...they...work. Do I use PayPal for payments??? People have been asking for my address. I really don't want to send it out :V :V :V :V :V BUT. I do want money!!!!! What would they do, mail a check or cash??? Isn't that illegal!??!?!

I'm nervous about giving out my name/address, so if I feel hesitant, don't be insulted :V I just like my privacy.

Anyway when I'm done, then I print it out, like, at Kinko's on nice paper and mail it, right?

But what if it's a kinky horrible sex drawing? I can't print that at Kinko's! What do I do!! :O

And come to think of it is there a Kinko's around here!?!


BUT YEAH E-MAIL ME AT fishy302@gmail.com or catch me on AIM, my name's ForTheWin302 if you want to commission me for...anything...icons, comics, drawings, illustrations, whatever

Accepted payments:
Money
Toys and plushes, preferably of the Dethklok variety
Marzipan



Ninja edit: LOLOLOLOLOL I love the Boston Herald. Today's Headline? Picture of Michael Jackson..."FADE TO BLACKO"

Turtle edit: I also made a new icon. Enjoy. You can use it if you credit me, since surely there will be more eye-gouging to come :3

This was done on commission. $20. Who wants one, who wants one? I'm always open for commissions. Obviously, comics would be a lot...sketches...less...noodly panel comics, even less...lookin' for work, folks...

Anyways

Title: Babysitting am Dildos
Rating: PG
Summary: Skwisaar is 17, and Toki is 12 (just puny). They share a small (small) apartment above the bar Skwisgaar works at. Skwisgaar spends most of his nights at women's houses, but tonight he's forced to entertain a lady at home. And babysit Toki!! Oh no! What wackiness will ensue!! Random woman OC included.

Criticism welcomed and needed!

( COMIC COMIC COMIC )

I went to Anime Boston (a month ago?!?). I did a lot of sketches there. They aren't that good. But. Oh well.

Also one properly done picture of wee Toki aw he's so cute.

( So here are some very sketchy sketches )

Still no job. Life is really boring. I really don't like living at home. It's cliched, but my mother really does nag me a lot. It's just like high school all over again, and high school fucking sucked. I can't wait to go back to school :V

CANOBIE LAKE PARK. I want to go and have fun within the next week or so, during the day, when the kids are at school and the adults have work. But there's no one to go with D: D: D:

WHO WANTS TO GO TO CANOBIE WITH FTW <3

Mi-tan? :3

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ x] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[ x] You've done your own laundry.
[ x] You can vote in an election.
[ x] You can cook for yourself.
[ x] You think politics are interesting.
[ ] You show up for school late a lot. )
[ x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week
[ x] You know how to do the dishes.
[ x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.
[ x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[ x] You can type pretty quick.
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment. (irl at least)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[ ] You have been to the beach.
[ x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 14

It was fun!

This happened when I was helping my folks mulch the yard



And this is what I do every day all day, since I can't find a job

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Animation Meme
[X] what you saw
[ ] what you haven't finished
[/] saw sizable portions
Bold what you loved
Strike for what you disliked/hated
Leave unchanged if neutral


( Behind hnyah )

Man. I can't sleep. I gotta get up for a final...in 6 hours >:V

Problems at home. I have kind of a crazy roommate. We have to work together on a project. Long story short her craziness is really getting to me and lots of things have happened, but it's bothering me on a personal level and I'm just so angry right now about things I can't really change. Also since I know I'm partially at fault, but, not to this degree. I'm not a bad person. But, I feel so angry!! I'm taking this so personally when I shouldn't and letting me bother me but argh! ARGH! Man. I can't wait till I go home next week :C

>:C

I stole 'em from igloomy 'cause they looked interesting. I think I've taken the Dante one before.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test


IT'S BECAUSE I'M FAT, ISN'T IT?


Also in this thing http://www.reincarnationstation.com/ I got...a penguin. Which is pretty cool, penguins are chill and cute. 41% of people will be reincarnated as something better than me! Well, those douchebags!!

whoops

1. Comment here and I'll pick one of your LJ interests and draw a picture using the mighty MS Paint.
2. You have no say in what I draw for you, or in how much it will suck!
3. Put this in your journal along with the pictures people drew for you (Mine from lukadron here http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/lence/ftws_puppet.png )


Note: I AM A BUSY PERSON at the moment, so, I might not get to these ~right away~ but I will do them. Eventually.

Fill it out in the "comments" bit so I know your darkest secrets!

YOU FILL THIS OUT IN COMMENT FORM, BITCHES.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
33) Favourite and least favourite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

So I've been running to my mail every day for the past many weeks waiting for...

..something...

...but today I got something even more surprising and delightful!!

And I say...

YOU ARE SO ON. I AM AWESOMER THAN MOST AND COOLER THAN ALL. I PLAN TO MEET YOUR ASS-KICKING WITH WAY MORE HATS BY THE FORTNIGHTS END...OF YOUR LIFE AS A HAT-WEARER

ILU <3

from zeng
1. Reply to this post, and I will pick five of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon glee

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